Thursday, August 20, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK Re: The new Wolfman trailer


The trailer for the Wolfman movie is on the internets.

Here's what I want to know:
Was this movie conceived as the cartoonish mess that the trailer suggests it probably is or did they hire these actors thinking that they were going to get serious period performances? The studio knows this shit is terrible or they wouldn't be opening it in February. Aside from everything looking absolutely insane from the costume design to the CG, Benecio Del Toro is acting like he's on a sitcom and Antony Hopkins has developed a nasty case of Al Pacino syndrome in his old age.

While it's easy to look at a trailer this bad and write the movie off, I offer an alternative option: Embrace it. I know that I will personally be there in February with bells on and a bowl cut. It'll be like the Snakes On A Plane version of Van Helsing. I'm tired of these motherfucking movies on these motherfucking screens!

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